By Jane - 24/11/2011 13:57 - Australia

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Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over and stared blankly at the ceiling without speaking for ages. This happens a lot. FML
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Iknoweverything 29

Next time you guys are getting frisky, wait til he takes off his pants and scream "Is that all there is?"

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saIty 17

He feels unappreciated. Take him out for some ice cream, and he might cheer up.

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Iknoweverything 29

Next time you guys are getting frisky, wait til he takes off his pants and scream "Is that all there is?"

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Dirk667 0

Get a guy who will allow you multiple orgasms and snuggles afterwards :)

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upyourzlolz 11

Better give him more, or he'll chop you into pieces. But he'll save the breast of course.

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boardforlife 0

Bahamas that was an awesome fml

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xobarbienickkxo 4

Haha nice reference

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sacredeye73 11

I'd leave his has. With a note. That says, "no. This isn't all there is. I'm leaving to find something better."

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anahlicious 10

I think her phone changed ass to has lol

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upyourzlolz 11

Ass. Ass. Ass. ASS. Nope. Doesn't change ass to has.

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MicroFuturism 1

I'm pretty sure that's his problem not yours. How often does he bring you to ******? Yeah...

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Brooding99 15

There's a point at which a conversation needs to be bad OP, if this happens "a lot" you're past that point.

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flockz 19

he masterbates too much. his perfection at making his hand the same orgasmic feeling as a ****** has made your actual ****** feel sub-par.

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unknownchick313 0

You has the best profile picture.

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tutuluzer5968 0

That's how my boyfriend is.. 8 months I couldn't make him cum I made him stop for a month and I finally did but after that it takes him5 minutes to cum with his hand

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tutuluzer5968 0

That's how my boyfriend is.. 8 months I couldn't make him cum I made him stop for a month and I finally did but after that it takes him5 minutes to cum with his hand

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

that is really awkward when you take into consideration that when this was posted you were 13ish...

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Mayjay122 7

I'll prbly get thumbs down but this Fml confuses me, who's ******? his or her's and what does he mean is this all there is? does he mean cum, ******, or what? Don't think it was specific enough sorry :S and before anyone tells me If i can't understand the fml, I'm too young. I'm well over 18 fyi -_-

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harmonicsoul 3

I'm pretty sure it's his ****** that he finds unfulfilling.

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DjeePee 24

Or it's him realising during sex that his life isn't what he expected to be!

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SeedlessMe 13

You're not crazy... I'm right there with you, Mayjay!

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