By LadyLou - 03/11/2015 11:42 - Australia

Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML
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Tripartita 44

And they didn't even mention how good your eyeballs would be in a salad?! What a noob.

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amberdea404 28

They may be the secret tooth fairy, watch out.

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cutycat136 28

Lock all your doors and windows tonight. Sleep with one eye open. Make sure they didn't follow you home from work to try and steal them.

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tipsy2013 24

A little girl once told me that she liked my teeth and that she would like to put them on her wall.

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

it's quite different for a small child as they don't understand how this is creepy. They're learning social skills, a fully grown adult however should probably know that that comes out very very creepy.

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dsmithds7 13

Hey, nice teeth are a good thing maybe you should look into advertising for dentistry. :-)

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warrenhoward42 20

saying you deserved it is a compliment for once.

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send3426 24

That's just ******* creepy. I hope someone walked you to your car.

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