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By LadyLou - 03/11/2015 11:42 - Australia

Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML

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By grossedout - 22/05/2015 15:02 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML

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By sirengamer - 14/06/2017 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his mouth that had dental gold on it and placed in it my bare hand. Yeah, special indeed. FML

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By Mmorgan771 - 04/08/2015 17:02 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML

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By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

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By sel2207 - 06/01/2009 03:27 - France

Today, I lent my brand new earrings to one of my friends. Everyone told her that they are pretty, and look really great on her. I've been wearing them for the last 3 weeks, and no one has ever mentioned them. FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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By teef - 24/03/2009 08:19 - Canada

Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying 'thank you' and 'bye' to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML

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By thanks..? - 03/11/2018 17:30

Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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By kimosabe - 02/03/2009 19:58 - United States

Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML

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Tripartita 44

Tuesday 3 November 2015 18:51

And they didn't even mention how good your eyeballs would be in a salad?! What a noob.

amberdea404 28

Tuesday 3 November 2015 18:53

They may be the secret tooth fairy, watch out.

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Mysterious_one 26

Tuesday 3 November 2015 20:34

That is a nice complement

samlovesham1234 9

Tuesday 3 November 2015 20:37

What the ****?!

Dexter83_fml 17

Tuesday 3 November 2015 20:43

Serial killer alert

MyWierdCat 18

Tuesday 3 November 2015 20:49

Well you could always sell them :)

ragnarok1540 39

Tuesday 3 November 2015 20:58

Did you say how his (or her) skin would make a lovely coat?

piemanfood 19

Tuesday 3 November 2015 21:20

Just a tad creepy but hey it seems you have an admirer

Reider022 16

Tuesday 3 November 2015 21:28

Haha wooow that's not creepy at all, I would imagine that was a guy who said that.. tell him his penis would make a nice hood ornament

mandyn333 10

Tuesday 3 November 2015 21:30

Well at least you have nice teeth op. :) But that is a creepy way of telling someone.

Kitty1811 19

Tuesday 3 November 2015 21:34

he/she likes your pearly whites :) but so creepy

ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 3 November 2015 22:15

You got a real purdy mouth!

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