Work: Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff....

By aw-wtf - 11/08/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff. He paid the large bill with cash, and the manager helped me count the money. When we were done, he handed me a $100 bill to thank me for all the help. We can't accept tips. The manager was next to me. I had to say no. FML

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By justinmdent - 24/11/2014 03:48 - United States - Excelsior Springs

Today, I helped a very large elderly man, who thanked me and tried to hand me a dollar bill. I kindly told him, "We are not allowed to accept tips from customers." His reply was, "You're going to take this fucking money," and shoved it in my pocket. I'm now being written up for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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By hatemyjob - 25/02/2010 22:29 - United States

Today, I was working as a cashier at a restaurant. When I receive $50 and $100 bills I am required to have a manager check to make sure they are not counterfeit. Every manager I found yelled at me to find another manager because they were busy. Frustrated, I just accepted the bill. It was fake. FML

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By brhorton02 - 06/04/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 02:49 - United States

Today, I was at my work. To urge people to be generous, I paid my friends to put 15 bucks in the tip jar while saying how great I was. He did this about ten times throughout the day. Turns out, us employees don't get to keep the tips. FML

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By richgirl - 25/02/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML

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Tipping point

By BagBoy - 13/11/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, I was taking out a customer's groceries when he offered me a $5 tip. I told him I couldn't accept, since it's against store policy, but thanked him anyway. He called me an asshole just as my boss was walking to his car, who then yelled at me for it. FML

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By bakedplum - 01/11/2011 17:52 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

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By Lizzzyygurl - 02/09/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, a foreigner walked into my restaurant to pick up his pizzas. The bill was $25 and he gave me $30 and a 100 dollar bill. I gave him his change from the 30 and I didn't understand so I gave him back the 100 dollars. He said "Well if you dont want it, okay." He was gonna tip me $100. FML

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ichwillkeinengel 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:09

That. Sucks. Ass. I am so sorry. On the bright side, you're no worse off than you were before!

Your_Point 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:13

Ouch well if you would have taken it you would probably been fired which is a bigger loss then a 100 bucks right.

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fmh123 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:15

IDk i feel bad for him thats gotta suck. I would told him to slip it to me later or something lol

Neferria 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:19

Man, that really sucks. What kind of job are you working at?

shaniqualee 2

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:22

Forget the tip, you should have banged the guy so he could be your sugar daddy. I would've immediately quit my job, jumped on the counter and done a really sexy dance with whip cream and honey. He would then plaster those bills all over my sticky body and I would be like "Who wants to be a millionaire now, bitch!?" to the manager and slapped him in the face with my money stack.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:25

@19: Oh god I lol'd

cefarix 5

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:27

Why did you have to think of it as an on-the-job tip? You could have just accepted it as a private gift.

RNorthlandLGB 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:37

Sounds like someone has some illegal munney (athene style man)

DieterDerBlau 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:41

interesting how some jobs expect us to pay tips, others demand it, and some make it against their rules... Tipping would be more reasonable if it was what it was supposed to be - a way of saying THANK YOU for a job well done... nowadays, it's expected to tip the bimbo who brings your food, but not most of the other people who serve you in one way or another...