Work: Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton... - FML

By aprilmay91 - 11/03/2012 12:38 - United States

Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML

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Monday 12 March 2012 13:30

We have a step stool but it broken and the last time I used it i fell and twisted my ankle and bruised my arm.

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mmmPoptarts 6

Sunday 11 March 2012 19:24

wow he is a smart man

shroomboy 4

Sunday 11 March 2012 19:25

Fyl, being short sucks:(

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ThecomingofTan 9

Sunday 11 March 2012 22:50

Tell him the next time he comes in that he should go watch **** if he wants a show.

RaysEvoX 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 22:50

Where do you work at? I want to watch too.

zebralover23 14

Sunday 11 March 2012 23:03

Hahahah that man is funny!

kurololita 6

Sunday 11 March 2012 23:15

Smile, you may have just brightened up someone elses day. Even if he was a creeper, just think "karma".

Rxoxdx 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 23:17

Midgets are always funny to watch

HaniahAhmad 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 23:33

Why don't you get a step ladder...?

xStaciexLynnx 15

Sunday 11 March 2012 23:46

Don't ever become a waitress. Seriously. It gets worse...

SirCharles83 13

Sunday 11 March 2012 23:52

If you prefer to give a show to every patron that wants cigarettes like a ***** instead of using a ladder or chair to get them, YDI

TheGame317 5

Sunday 11 March 2012 23:56

We're fun sized OP :)

Shadow_Phantom 26

Sunday 11 March 2012 23:56

I for one wouldn't mind; I'd probably laugh it off, but I can definitely see how this would be a stressful situation for you OP. FYL.

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