Work: Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton... - FML

By aprilmay91 - 11/03/2012 12:38 - United States

Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML

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mmmPoptarts 6

Sunday 11 March 2012 19:24

wow he is a smart man

shroomboy 4

Sunday 11 March 2012 19:25

Fyl, being short sucks:(

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youngsora 7

Monday 12 March 2012 4:04

Nothing's wrong with being short as long as u think about the positive effects :) think of the advantages.

UsernameInCanada 7

Monday 12 March 2012 4:21

If you were tall and large-chested it would probably be worse

insanez58 11

Monday 12 March 2012 4:25

go short people lol

KDAWGGGG11 0

Monday 12 March 2012 4:32

Boobies make men do very bad things;)

aliurtuq 5

Monday 12 March 2012 4:40

I used to do that to this one chick. Lmao!

Gunner844 0

Monday 12 March 2012 4:46

Prove to us that your short and "very large chested"

MissDizzyLizzy 2

Monday 12 March 2012 4:46

What a mean man

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 12 March 2012 4:51

From now on request the cash up front

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 12 March 2012 4:56

Or, you know, you could just bring a stick to work

hateevryone 14

Monday 12 March 2012 5:04

keep the cigarettes on the low shelf.

itsgen 16

Monday 12 March 2012 5:18

Hah that made me laugh

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