By noballs - 18/08/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, at work, there was some teenage hoodlums outside in our parking lot. When I tell them to leave, one of the bigger guys steps up and says "I'll kick your ass!". I yell "No balls!", to the teen. He then whips me to the ground and sits on my face, proving to me that he did. FML
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foxtmac218 0

this was me and no they were like 17. im 19 and my boss told me it was bad for buisness to have them loitering in our parking lot so i told them to leave. when i said no balls i figured he would walk away. the guy was strong as hell

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xHaniffax 0

Even if he had "no balls", you most certainly have "no brain".

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disney_blonde 16

"Teenage hoodlums"? How old you you? Just shake your cane at them and let it go.

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delipoo26 0

he teabagged you?? that is hilarious! and awful. haha

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breeanna16 0

Okay, YDI for: 1. Saying 'hoodlums' what the hell is a hoodlum. Just say teenagers you ****** idiot 2. Thinking that when you say he has no balls, your being mature and 'doing' your job YDI completely you ****** idiot

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ohnoez_ 0

You know, hoodlums IS a word. It's not a crime to say it. So maybe you should take the time that you normally use to insult people on FML and instead take an English class. Oh, and it's you're, not your. And he's the idiot??

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Cupcake10 0

Wow. Really? "No balls?" What are you, six?

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musicismylife19 0

Y'know what? YDI for saying hoodlums. If you talk like you're 90, you're going to get your ass whupped.

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