By noballs - 18/08/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, at work, there was some teenage hoodlums outside in our parking lot. When I tell them to leave, one of the bigger guys steps up and says "I'll kick your ass!". I yell "No balls!", to the teen. He then whips me to the ground and sits on my face, proving to me that he did. FML
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foxtmac218 0

this was me and no they were like 17. im 19 and my boss told me it was bad for buisness to have them loitering in our parking lot so i told them to leave. when i said no balls i figured he would walk away. the guy was strong as hell

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xHaniffax 0

Even if he had "no balls", you most certainly have "no brain".

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disney_blonde 16

"Teenage hoodlums"? How old you you? Just shake your cane at them and let it go.

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ladywaldo 0

Ahhahaha you got TEABAGGED!!!!! Loser!

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magichateball 0

YDI for not knowing when to shut up when you see youre completely outnumbered...if you have half a brain you call the cops for something like that

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musicboy997 0

if u saw what they looked like u could charge them for assault and trespassing

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scdog 0

Can you see the police lineup though? "Number four, whip out your balls."

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wrestling49 0

lmfao i can totally c tht!!! thts histerical!!!

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disney_blonde 16

"Teenage hoodlums"? How old you you? Just shake your cane at them and let it go.

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mrbasilio 7

For god sakes he got teabaggeds cant let that type of shit go like that

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Loanshark 0

dont mouth off people unless you can actually fight dumbass

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cthulhu1138 1

If you can't back up your words, keep your trap shut.

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SimpleSimon 0

YDI for not pre-emting his attack and kicking the crap out of him.

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Jimboom 11

Very lucky they didn't turn on you. Gangs of your "teenage hoodlums" have been know to knife people just for asking them to move along here in the UK. Next time you want to get teenages to move along kick the leader in the nuts.. don't say anything, just kick him in the nuts. Then pull out a knife.... or a gun. Or some other kind of makeshift weapon will do. Just something to deter them from coming back and running a train on your ass for revenge. Either that or just call the police next time. Not that it will do anything but at least the kids will move along when they see the police coming.

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Plumppotato 3

so were they actually doing anything or were they just hanging out? in other words, were you trying to prevent something bad from happening by telling them to leave or were you just being a prejudice asshole?

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sexymessy 0

I'd like to know this too.

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