By noballs - 18/08/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, at work, there was some teenage hoodlums outside in our parking lot. When I tell them to leave, one of the bigger guys steps up and says "I'll kick your ass!". I yell "No balls!", to the teen. He then whips me to the ground and sits on my face, proving to me that he did. FML
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foxtmac218 0

this was me and no they were like 17. im 19 and my boss told me it was bad for buisness to have them loitering in our parking lot so i told them to leave. when i said no balls i figured he would walk away. the guy was strong as hell

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xHaniffax 0

Even if he had "no balls", you most certainly have "no brain".

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disney_blonde 16

"Teenage hoodlums"? How old you you? Just shake your cane at them and let it go.

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Zendy 0

YDI. First of all where did you leave your brains to approach those gangsters alone? And second to command them like you are a police or something...

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SimpleSimon 0

It's like a slang word for face. Say 'Hey, nice ass!' next time you see a pretty girl. She'll like it.

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Essentials 0

that's why you don't talk when someone says that to you. pop them right in the nose with a quick firm downward strike. it'll explode. they will cry. the friends will scream like little girls. you win.

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sublime93 0

I agree, don't do the whole shit-talking routine. Take the first blow

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plexico 3

Now that you have had an introduction to the gay lifestyle, albeit an unpleasant one, do you think you might join the team? You're lucky he just teabagged you. He could have given you a Dirty Sanchez and then forced you to play the Rusty Trombone.

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livelovelife01 0

haha. you win. OP: 'hoodlums' or whatever the hell you put? really?

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Lolbrittany 0

LOL RUSTY TROMBONE.

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Intoxicunt 5

Hahahaha. Wow. Epic. On a side note, the OP was at WORK, and acted like that!? Well, yeah, YDI big time. I hope your boss watched you get humiliated and teabagged.

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Intoxicunt 5

Hahahaha. "Jazz hands". That made me laugh really hard.

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novella0013 0

Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

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bloodfalcon22 0

Maybe you should work at a TaeKwonDo studio from now on

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Bullshet 0

Start waving around a gun and just shoot everywhere. Then they'll never come back. But seriously, they could have done much worse. Either learn martial arts or at least call the cops next time that happens.

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foxtmac218 0

this was me and no they were like 17. im 19 and my boss told me it was bad for buisness to have them loitering in our parking lot so i told them to leave. when i said no balls i figured he would walk away. the guy was strong as hell

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Illumi113 0

Really, "Foxtmac", you're also noballs? Stop lying you stupid piece of garbage.

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Peachy2392 26

Wow, calm down. He's the OP. Even if he wasn't, no need to get that angry.

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