By noballs - 18/08/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, at work, there was some teenage hoodlums outside in our parking lot. When I tell them to leave, one of the bigger guys steps up and says "I'll kick your ass!". I yell "No balls!", to the teen. He then whips me to the ground and sits on my face, proving to me that he did. FML
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foxtmac218 0

this was me and no they were like 17. im 19 and my boss told me it was bad for buisness to have them loitering in our parking lot so i told them to leave. when i said no balls i figured he would walk away. the guy was strong as hell

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xHaniffax 0

Even if he had "no balls", you most certainly have "no brain".

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disney_blonde 16

"Teenage hoodlums"? How old you you? Just shake your cane at them and let it go.

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that_guy321 2

i'm not saying YDI or FYL but... really, "NO BALLS!" that was the best you could think of?? you easily could have just called the cops for loitering.

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JohnyJackhammer 0

Hey brotha, what are you 80? Who says hoodlums. Anyway, you should have kept your mouth shut if one of them was clearly bigger than you/ if you know you can't fight. The right move would have just been to have someone bigger get the message across, call the cops to take care of it, or if they weren't really doing anything bad, just leave them be. In any case what you did was probably the worst of all conceivable options... sorry man, it sucks but it's your fault

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PutDownTheGun 0

It is essential to give your arguments impact. Unless you can fend off the teenagers, don't piss them off. That being said, you just got TEABAGGED.

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Illumi113 0

FYL, but YDI for being stupid and reckless. When hoodlums outside your store threaten to kick your ass, that's the point where you turn around, go back inside, and call the police.

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sunkissed_surf 0

what does YDI mean?

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invisiblegirl155 0

he obviously has balls if he told you he'd kick your ass. YDI for being rude.

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iamelrebel 0

I declare this a fake. I have heard this one before

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lover_of_life 8

It's part of his job to keep solicitors (sp?) away from his work. Don't bash him because he was trying to keep troublemakers away. Although, I wouldn't have said "balls", because I know how immature people get when it's said.

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CFR 0

That's...rather homoerotic on his part actually. You sort of deserve it for egging them on. I mean some of these guys will come at you if you blink at them wrong, but there's no need to make them prove it.

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