Health: Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with...

By prego - 24/08/2010 16:01 - Canada

Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 17:31 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2015 17:56 - United States

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By Michelle - 09/01/2010 16:11 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 14:07 - Canada

Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML

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amerwin 3

Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:52

hop in the shower next time and just let it all out!

bummervacation 10

Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:44

awww that sucks.... :(

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ssletner 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:04

uuummm, don't you have a trash can in your bathroom?

rottentomatoes 7

Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:05

FYL bytheway..

Cupcaken 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:07

next time jump in the shower and let loose. just sayin.

annanonomus 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:08

Oh my! I'm sorry, morning sickness is horrible, for most women it lasts about a month. However, having a trash can next to the toilet would be a wise thing to have. Hang in there. As for your weak bladder, practice Kegel exercises to hold that pee in! It'll also help when delivering your baby, so make sure you're doing them the right way. You'd be shocked to know how many people do Kegels wrong.

Sappheyes 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 0:10

Kegels help with these kind of things after the pregnancy, and while it's a good idea to do them during a pregnancy for many other reasons, they may not always help with the urge to pee during the mid months. That urge doesn't always come because the pelvic floor muscles are weak, but because the abdominal cavity all of the sudden has a lot of pressure on it from the rapidly expanding uterus. Even if you have cast iron pelvic floor muscles, all that means is that you will be *able* to hold the pee for longer, not that you won't feel the urge. The pressure is there either way.