By prego - 24/08/2010 16:01 - Canada

Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
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amerwin 3

hop in the shower next time and just let it all out!

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Neoistheone88 0

That sucks and all, and I feel really bad for you, but it's still kinda disgusting

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Sexymuah 0

ur absolutely right..where was her trash can?..i didn't even think of that..... apparently neither did OP..lol

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joeinthedark 18

I would think that when fluids are trying to rush out of both ends of you body, you first thought would be 'how do I get them out', not 'now, where did I put my trash can? It was over here the last time I saw it, but it seems to have moved. Dagnabbit, I had better look for it before I soil myself.'

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jennniferlea 4

Most people always keep a trashcan right next to the toilet!!!!!

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skyeyez9 24

That sucks. I had morning sickness...morning, afternoon and night for almost 5 mos straight when I was pregnant. None of the nausea remedies helped. I hope you feel better soon. 

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Stevie_87 0

puke between your legs while peeing next time :)

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ddlovatolover 23

OP's pregnant belly was probably in the way.

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ibreakcellphones 0

Yeah, it's gross, but crawl in the shower/bathtub. It's big enough to catch both ends.

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catatonicsleep 17

Keep a bucket in the bathroom, then you have something you can puke in since there is a high chance of this happening again while you're pregnant.

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iloveboyswittats 10

that's what I do now. But than I have to clean the bucket... How long does morning sickness last anyway cause I can't take it anymore

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peachesforyou 0

it depends I was sick for two months and I'm still kind of suck. I get spells ever now and then

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catatonicsleep 17

50 you clean the bucket by sticking it in the bath/shower, squirting in some shampoo/shower gel and rinsing it out. That way doesn't usually trigger the nausea again.

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emjay09 0

sit on the toilet and puke into a bucket or pan. good luck.

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peachesforyou 0

man I'm sorry , I'm just now getting over that. but it never fully gos away there is still smells that make me vomit but I'm ushualy out side when it happens. I'm sorry for you

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SamBoDeanxyz 0

this happened to my best friend yesterday morning. she's had horrible day sickness the past few weeks. try the prescription pill Zofran (nausea medicine safe for pregnancy) or chewing spearmint gum. btw she just grabbed the trashcan while peeing..

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melissaferns 16

i can see the comment is old but there is now a class action on zofran (just fyi for anyone who may be pregnant now) it is not safe for pregnancy and causes birth defects my 5 year old son has issues because of it.

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