By prego - 24/08/2010 16:01 - Canada

Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 536
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Same thing different taste

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eww i think id have chosen the other way around!

Y_U_19029 0

that sucks, but why didn't you get a plastic bag or something? haha "that blows"

valeriej 0

awh sorry OP hope the pregnancy goes well! :)

yeah woulda hit the shower and washed it all away

sourgirl101 28

Awww that sucks. If it helps, morning sickness is a sign of carrying a healthy baby. Hopefully it will be over soon enough. Now about your weak bladder... You really should do those kegal exercises.

monnanon 13

unfortunately your pelvic floor has little to do with bladder weakness during pregnancy. There's a lot less space in your bladder so its very easy to be caught short.

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

Damn OP that's gross.... You should've used the shower in stead it would've been a lot easier to clean up an for you to get cleaned up... Or You could've used the garbage can to vomit in....

AquaSky 1

Ugh, pregnant women are oblivious to the notion of TMI. Keep the bodily fluid stories to the preggo forums, plz.

peachesforyou 0

wanna know something easier if you see pregant in the FML then don't read it DUHH!

AquaSky 1

What an insipid comment. Also, you're missing the point. The FML isn't even funny, just disgusting.

peachesforyou 0

and that matters why?? I'm sorry I missed the point are they only suposted to be funny?? because I didn't theink they were suposted to. I thought they were just stories that ruins peoples day. and this deffenatly ruined her day.

bennn89 5

nope. they are definitely solely for my amusement. hahahahaha. I think your double punctuation is utterly ridiculous too; what are we, 7? We all understand, you must have been very agitated using the Internet and all with your slightly seemingly, (and with all due respect, so it can't be moderated out, haha), " Hellen Kellerish" perception on things in general. but I just simply suggest stop opening that hole in your face. you the the one that spews bs? :)

chinmont 0

should of grabbed the trash can and sat on the toilet!