By fearofzombies - 13/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML
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ananamoose 0

keep fighting til death... that's my advice next time don't wake up, if you wake up the zombies win!!!! Dont let them win!!!!

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Intoxicunt 5

If you bust your own nose while fighting, I wouldn't suggest taking the zombies on anytime soon.

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Kiwi_Splash 0

That's really dangerous. It seems you don't have REM paralysis or the dream was very violent. Please take care because that can cause you many future problems with adventurous dreams. Especially that the lack of REM paralysis allows you to act out your dreams. Be careful with this situation.

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Duckasaurus 0

Yeah. I was thinking the exact same. I've only had this happen once in my life. It was pretty scary, because I was dreaming I was on a building and I jumped, and I woke up mid-fall, and I was standing up, falling backwards, and hit my head on the wall. It happened in early childhood, where the brain doesn't have it REM paralysis developed enough. If the OP is older, I would see a doctor. Or, it's fake.

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flyingpan8 0

bullshit. go **** your ***** mom fir posting such a lame an fake fml.

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blackdog218 0

If you had actually read all of the FML you would have realized she was watching a movie, not playing a zombie videogame.

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average_girl 0

@15 what duz a ps2 have 2 do w/ anything??? she was watching a movie... -_-

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xXMudkipNoobXx 7

no such thing as too much ps2 or ps3.

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BWC1234 0

i think u lost the zombies won

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ManicGypsy 22

What movie was it? And why would you beat yourself up? Are you a zombie???

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repyourcliche 0

How do you not wake up when you punch yourself in the head? And also it's a good thing it wasn't your dad standing over you otherwise that would've been a pretty awkward conversation...

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Clairina 0

cause its this thriller thriller night, and no ones gonna save you from the beast about to strike!

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anneboleyn 0

My cousin once had a dream that she was playing soccer and then whacked her foot into a dresser drawer. I once had a dream that I was trying to get a spider off me in bed and woke myself up from banging against the wall. I hate when stuff like that happens.

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