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By fearofzombies - 13/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2012 17:21 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at my face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was my cat pawing my face for me to feed him. FML

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Nightmare mode

By oliver - 27/01/2016 12:02 - United States

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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Wuss

By scaredy cat - 09/08/2020 14:02

Today, my boyfriend is completely obsessed with zombie and horror movies. I don’t care what he watches, the only problem is the big wuss has horrible thrashing nightmares. Last night he thrashed so hard, he elbowed me in the face. I have a big swollen purple knot right on my forehead. FML

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By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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By pizzafaceinc - 02/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I woke up with a headache. My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punched me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, and she dreamed a bee was attacking her. I'm not sure if I'm more concerned that she punched me, or that it didn't wake me. FML

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By Secretlypossessed - 29/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML

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By Grubendol - 15/12/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

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Night fight

By FistFighter - 09/04/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML

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By Deadman - 02/04/2012 13:37 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

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ananamoose 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:06

keep fighting til death... that's my advice next time don't wake up, if you wake up the zombies win!!!! Dont let them win!!!!

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:08

If you bust your own nose while fighting, I wouldn't suggest taking the zombies on anytime soon.

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thishurts 0

Monday 17 August 2009 13:26

lool . what movie'd you watch ? o_o" I wanna experience this lmaaaaao .

epicfails16 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:47

lmfao

sneakychopsticks 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 9:06

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stoicxconvo 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 4:33

Hahahahahahaha! Sorry to laugh, but I do this all the time! A little less self-inflicted injury, but I constantly dream about zombies, and I kicked my iHome off of my stand once and broke it, and I've woken up on the floor, shouting, upside down! It's so weird and messed up! Hahhahahahaha

palasarop 0

Friday 1 January 2010 16:37

FAKE theires no such thing as a "terrifying movie with zombies"

lr142007 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:10

omg my husband does that but he hits me instead :(

oliviasbestbuddy 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 1:08

Don't read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, I got a black eye.

asher888 11

Friday 16 July 2010 13:19

work on your undead killing skill. Left for dead should help :) but really not a FYL but will say shitty moment.

ncvolley123 8

Wednesday 21 July 2010 7:52

wow. that's awesome. Id love to be chased by zombies. then in the morning realizing it was my face that i thought was a terrifying flesh eating zombie.