By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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akd_rocks tells us more.

akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Today, I was talking to this girl online for two months and finally met her. She's my cousin..but she looked hot. FML

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totalbadass 0

Some of the people commenting on these are stupider than the ones posting the FMLs. I love how so many people are saying "didn't you ask for his name?" You are aware that it's possible to not have the same last name as your cousins, right? Such as if they're from your mother's side.

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keetort 0

haha! good commercial!!!

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akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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hewhoisntnamed 4

i think some states allow cousin marriage

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Migole 36

So how did you find out at all he was your cousin since you already knew how he looked?

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iBiteRoses 22

That really sucks!!! I'm sorry D:

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Smoxxii 17

Honestly, you shouldn't have spent that much money anyway... Poor you, OP... Oh, well... At least you can wear those things another time! I'm sure you would have looked beautiful. :)

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Thunderstruck14 30

That sucks, but spending all that money to meet someone is kind of silly. If you're well off financially and can afford to do that, that's fine, but its your decision when you overspend for clothing.

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brenna805 0

hahaha classic. well thats a bummer tho. sorry your date didnt work out. theres plenty more fish in the sea who you ARENT related to in any way! haha

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evanwilliams 4

You are so ******* stupid for making this FML like a Mastercard commercial. YDI for being such an unoriginal bitch, and also for using a lame dating website to meet people.

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wowfmlife 0

you deserve it for no knowing who you're going out with-especailly when you met them online. $530 is way to much for a first date anyways

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skyttlz 32

$530 is too much especially when only 400 can be re-used

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wowfmlife 0

you deserve it for not knowing who you're going out with-especially if its someone you met online $530 is too much to spend on a first date anyways

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