By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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You deserved it 70 147

akd_rocks tells us more.

akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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Orlinda 2

lmao woow u even made a joke on it....damn that shows u its a small world

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annabananaxx 0

The people who posted after #41 saying things about how she could have not known that he was her cousin are idiots. No need to speculate, the OP posted it for you. :P

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Monty_Python 0

FYL, but you deserved it for not finding out his full name or what he looked like.

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megs8907 0

I agree with #54. I really like how you wrote your FML. It also sucks that he was your cousin. But if you never met him and I agree "Smith" is a very common name, how DID you figure out that it was your cousin after you met him, before it went any further? lol.

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log1k 3

LOL, great use of the mastercard way, worked perfectly :D Definitely a good FML lol

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