By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
I agree, your life sucks 216 878
You deserved it 70 147

akd_rocks tells us more.

akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

312 7
SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

252 16

Comments

alex_vik 0

You say that as if you can't wear the ******* shoes and dresses ever again.

0 2
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk 0

Yeah the Mastercard theme doesnt go with the FML's at all but yayyy for family reunions ;D

0 0
Trix_Disorder 20

If you're meant to be, you're meant to be. ;D

2 0
tardis_fml 0

Know someone's name before you agree to meet them in person.

0 0
taosis 0

Again, never date online, Thats loserish

0 3
danpaulgo 0

why the hell wud u spend so much money on a date wit a guy u havent even met

0 0
SJJGautham08 0

What's wrong with that? My parents are cousins... :)

2 0