By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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Put_u_on_blast 0

Why you spend all that money for a date? Girl he is just a man i know you have to look nice but look how much you spent? for what NAD

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MOL_fml 0

Ha, at first I was thinking "Not another I spend 300$ to get dumped" one. Know your family.

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mishel 0

#41 akd_rocks: How did you find out he was your cousin during the date?

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rukusrazor 0

"Some folk'll never lose a toe, then again some folk'll.. Like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel!" Who says that inner family relationships don't work out. You guys could've made a baby that would one day grow up to be educated and smart enough to fill a job as a paper weight, and my God does this country need more of them! Yeeeeeee-Haaaaaaw!

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JackFrost 0

Wait, #41, if you never met your cousin before, how did you find out that he was really your cousin?

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_mcs_ 0

So much money to spend on a first date :/ How would you not know you were going to meet your cousin? Didn't you ask for his full name and a picture before you met up with him?

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wowzers22 0

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est91 1

why would you spend so much money on a date? KINDA STUPID. and you waisted your money ha!

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Anonymus101 4

LOL Keeping it in the family LOL

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babex21 0

hahahahahahahah wait .... hahahahahahah

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