By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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Mortal_Light 0

Why is it that everyone thinks that cousins must have the same name? Also, he could be her cousin, but from a part of her family that she hasn't talked to in a while.

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imgangstayo420 0

now a days everyones email tells their full name, and their facebook profiles have full names...not to mention that if you want to meet someone you usually ask for a picture before hand. im calling bullshit on this story. funny either way though.

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i_like_chicks 0

FYL for needing to use the internet to meet someone... that must suck

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moosey1234 0

is he cute? lol i'm srry it wuz ur cousin. . .i'd be pissed..

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fermata 0

Gosh there are lots of haters here. To the OP, FYL for what happened, and FYL even more for posting in a place full of jealous haters.

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wholeon 0

This actually isn't a big deal. If you've never met before as cousins, there's really no weird moral issues (i.e., my SO was raised with his cousins basically as siblings, so that would be pretty ****** up to date them). Cousins don't share enough genetic material for there to be an issue with genetic mutations/defects (really, there's not that high of a rate of defects even with full siblings -- it's more of a concern with parent/child relationships). So, uh, who cares? (Except that you spent $300 on a dress. WTF, go to Target.)

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trucanadian 0

This isn't a ******* mastercard commercial. Admins plz delete this.

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yesmy_love 0

i liked the format of this. fake or not, kudos for 'originality'

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RyanWolves 0

Some people have a lot of cousins they've never met, i could see how that happens, plus i have a cousin with a name no way related to mine.

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awkwardlykara 0

this would have been funnier if the OP hadn't written it with the overused mastercard theme.

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