By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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Nefaith 0

It's a small world after all!

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acertijo 0

not even a PICTURE had you seen??

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MakinBacon 0

I find it hard to believe that you've never sent each other pictures. This is either a fake, or YDI for not sending pictures first.

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John_Failer 0

Money you spent: $530. Copyright fine for copying a MasterCard commercial: $X00,000 . Replacing the pants I just ruined laughing at you: $25. The ammount of LOLing i just did: Priceless.

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ddrluna 2

Using the lame mastercard commercial reference that nobody finds funny anymore: even more priceless. "For everything else, there's real humor."

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fallchild007 0

Why would you dress up that much for someone you were chatting with online? Lame.

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Juli_fml 0

you guys didn't send pics of each other or anything? damn well at least now you know each other a little better

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losergirl 0

Oh, come on. This has been ripped off so many times, it's not even funny. I can't tell you how many spin-offs of this I've seen in the mods. The only reason this got through is because of the "lame mastercard commercial reference that nobody finds funny anymore," as #116 so aptly put it. Write something original next time. Anyways, would you even ever spend that much money on a first date? Come on. Get real.

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