By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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jls103091 0

so funny i heard a story veryyy similar to this at work today from my coworkers.

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jshen 0

This has probably been mentioned in previous comments, but I just scrolled down to comment without reading. Did you not ask what his name was in the two months you were talking to him?

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bobby9101 0

Just so people know, $300 isn't all that much for a dress. It's pricey but designer ain't cheap.

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dontcallmekim 0

ive heard stories before where cousins dated before they knew they were related. i dont know the names of many of my cousins. i believe it.

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synnerr 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAH! I'm sure someone pointed this out, but unless you have like, NEVER bet before, wouldn't SOMETHING make you wonder? What did you guys talk about then? Lol!!!!

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starvingxartist 0

okay, sorry, but it's called an LBD. they exist for a reason. get one. then you won't have to pay $300 on a dress for a blind date with someone you met online. that's not even getting to the rest. YDI.

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Uconnrunner 0

did you even get his name beforehand or trade photos? I mean, how did the fact that you are cousins come up if you didn't recognize him or the name?

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ChamCham_fml 0

That might be the most well written FML ever! Excellent work! Aaw that's really sad! I'm sorry. :(

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geegee123 0

guys, it could have been that kike she hasn't met like her second cousin and they got to talking about family and then she found out that he was her cousin THAT way. let's not jump to conclusions :) and yeah #122 is right, $300 isn't that much for a designer dress these days.

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nonayyme 0

hahahaahahahaahhaaa that's sad :[

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