Intimacy: Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the...

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 315

You deserved it 181 040

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

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You deserved it 373

Enough is enough

By Rachaael - 19/01/2023 02:00

Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 889

You deserved it 399

Nobody's fooled

By sandy - 17/03/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 176

You deserved it 90 745

Awkward

By Nikki - 18/03/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 189

You deserved it 91 579

By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 818

You deserved it 8 381

Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 004

You deserved it 33 483

Breaking news

By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 695

You deserved it 9 600

Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 017

You deserved it 8 947

By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 571

You deserved it 5 057

Classic lineup

By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 333

You deserved it 5 237

nomadxx7 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:40

Gave ya a FML and a YDI Either he wasn't upfront about being with someone - FYL or He did tell you and frankly didn't care - YDI

itsme88 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:40

Have to agree with #1, though either way it sucks.

Comments

chronlogical 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:05

you're a big *****. #18 is brilliant, everyone should read that comment and realize who should have been posting this story as a FML. "Today i posted an FML on this site and got called a ***** instead of getting sympathy i dont deserve. FML."

nakgxf 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:06

This FML would be 100% better if it was written by a guy.

Envy_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:38

As someone who was sleeping with a boy in a hostel for a week before I found out he had a girlfriend back home, I definitely sympathise. Look on the bright side, at least you don't need to keep living with him for a week afterwards. =P ...Unless, of course, you knew about the girlfriend ahead of time, in which case YDI and I'm taking my vote back.

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:48

Do you like this guy? If so, then you're going to have to establish your dominance with this other woman. To do this, it requires a swift **** punt, followed by squeezing the dude's balls with your left hand, while with your right hand bend all your fingers inward except your index finger like an arrow and say, "This is MINE!! MINE ***** and YOU leave!"

jayhawk63 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:52

FLOOZY!

_X_tOxIC_gLOsS_X 1

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:59

Defiantly have to agree with number one. Can't say if you deserved it or your life is ******. Either way, sucks to be in that situation.

gleidu77 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:00

even if she didn't know, this is a horrible fml. you are looking for sympathy because you got caught sleeping with someone else's boyfriend? how do you think SHE feels?!