Intimacy: Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the...

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML

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You deserved it 181 040

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

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You deserved it 373

Enough is enough

By Rachaael - 19/01/2023 02:00

Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML

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You deserved it 399

Nobody's fooled

By sandy - 17/03/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 176

You deserved it 90 745

Awkward

By Nikki - 18/03/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 189

You deserved it 91 579

By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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You deserved it 8 381

Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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You deserved it 33 483

Breaking news

By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 695

You deserved it 9 600

Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 017

You deserved it 8 947

By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 571

You deserved it 5 057

Classic lineup

By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 333

You deserved it 5 237

nomadxx7 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:40

Gave ya a FML and a YDI Either he wasn't upfront about being with someone - FYL or He did tell you and frankly didn't care - YDI

itsme88 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:40

Have to agree with #1, though either way it sucks.

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Ox_Baker 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:54

Nice girls have "boyfriends". Skanks have "guys who they sleep with". YDI.

iloverichardhell 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:58

agree 100% with 75 and to everyone who says its the guys fault, well yea, but thats not the point.. if your the bitch whos sleeping with a taken guy, your as much as fault and maybe even more because you should know better. tons of guys cheat, and yea they suck for it, but if your that girl who is really that low and slutty to **** a guy who has a girlfriend, even if hes completely willing, **** you for being that bitch.

xMooMoox 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:13

#73 I meant the hair pulling would get you the assault. And that he would like the "catfight" over him. I understand the urge to blame it on her and not the boyfriend but it was his fault too. You have to remember that, though I'm sure its hard when there is a naked woman in bed with a guy you love! I meant no disrespect but you would go to jail for beating her up. I would probably kick her out nude also but then feel bad about it if I found out she didn't know about me or what not.

xMooMoox 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:16

#76 Don't worry no ones planning to sleep with Richard /joke

jfr_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:20

That's a crappy situation to be in. Get away from the guy now, whether you knew before about the gf or just found out, get out and get some self respect and find a guy who isn't going to cheat and have another girl besides you. And get tested for diseases! Who knows how many people that guy is sleeping with.

urluvlifesux 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:20

i HOPE you didnt know he was dating someone, because if not you totally deserved it.

urluvlifesux 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:20

i HOPE you didnt know he was dating someone, because if not you totally deserved it.

Sens_fan9 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:56

YDI, ho.

aboveandbeyondav 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 6:03

hahaha #46 FTW. XD

kellster 2

Sunday 5 April 2009 6:05

Was the fact that he had a girlfriend a surprise? If so, then I'm sorry and he's a douchebag. If not... there is a special corner of hell with your name on it. Integrity: find some.