Intimacy: Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the...

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

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By Rachaael - 19/01/2023 02:00

Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML

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Nobody's fooled

By sandy - 17/03/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML

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Awkward

By Nikki - 18/03/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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nomadxx7 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:40

Gave ya a FML and a YDI Either he wasn't upfront about being with someone - FYL or He did tell you and frankly didn't care - YDI

itsme88 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:40

Have to agree with #1, though either way it sucks.

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ammali 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 3:42

Agreed with #1 -- if you didn't know he had a girlfriend, that's a FYL and hers too for that matter. But if you did know it, then YDI. And either way, the guy is a jackass for cheating.

Victoria2103 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 3:43

Ok, I think you'd have to be pretty stupid to spend a lot of time at his place and not know he had a girlfriend. So in my opinion, you're either a moron or a megabitch boyfriend-stealer. Or a little bit of both.

softball10 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:03

so he cheated on his girlfriend, and you are a ****, congrats

pumpkincakes 3

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:11

i agree with #6

tipple 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:13

Woo, those would be a tense few minutes... Interesting that the most important piece of information is missing. Lots of people here are saying you should have seen evidence that he had a GF. But if that evidence wasn't there, then perhaps it means that he was careful about his lies to you - or, that the other girl is claiming to be his GF but he doesn't know about it yet.

courtbby 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:07

hi that's dumb.

JVonDahl 9

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:13

Serves you right for sleeping with someones boyfriend. You should could your lucky stars she didn't kill you right then. Trust me, if it was MY boyfriend, you would be dead and buried already. Good luck with the AIDS i'm sure you'll get at some point, ****.

screwloose 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:22

How to make this a better FML? Add a sentence at the end: "I'm a guy."

TheFifthWitness 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:22

I agree with #13

xMooMoox 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:34

#62 It says your a guy??? #63 I understand the feeling, but I would have you arrested for assault and "our boyfriend" would probably get off on it. To the OP it was hard to read and if you knew then shame on you, if you didn't then thats an awful way to find out. TO EVERYONE ELSE: Stop acting so high and mighty we have no idea if she knew or not. If she knew she shouldn't have slept with him if she didn't FHL and the other girls. In the end its the guys fault, why get mad at the other woman and not the douche bag cheating guy?

4percent 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:42

To #72 Im not gonna get an assault for kicking someone out of my bf's apartment. Although, without hair pulling. Im just saying, the girl deserves to be humiliated...