By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

Spicy
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
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Badjuju7711 0

Dear nerds... Not everyday your naked girlfriends masturbates next to you... Be sure to take full advantage.

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perdix 29

If your pussy and a video game are competing and the pussy is coming in second place, you need to take your game to a new venue and find new players. Either he is gay or you are not that attractive to him. Whatever the case, there are lots of dudes that would be happy to lavish you with attention. Warm, creamy attention. They may be fat, ugly losers, but they'll be really grateful for the access to your mediocre junk.

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BigOrca 2

^^ yes there are many guys who would treat u like a princess and cater to u. Get a fat guy they like to eat. So they will love u long time.

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perdix 29

Even better, with the losers you can squat on their face, and they are so unaccustomed to pussy, they will shit themselves in fear. Then, they'll buy you diamonds to not tell anyone. Work that moneymaker, girl!!

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waldofarmboy 0

Perdix I always find it amusing what you say :)

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IscoreOnU 19

Those damn games are so addicting. Gl with guys with them around.

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pondermuse 5

Wow... And I mean 'wow'! (not the acronym). Dump his sorry pixelated arse.

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Kaylagilleland 0

Next time just randomly start giving him a bj ... If that doesnt get his attention break the game and dump him

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RedPillSucks 31

He probably wouldn't stop playing.

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SixtyNyan 0

For those who don't understand, WoW is downloaded to reduce the risk of players not playing it in the case they lose or damage (break) their disc. The only possible way to make him quit would be to delete his account, but he will hate you and probably shove a remote up his ass. That is how important this game is to some people.

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thatdesertdude 7

as said before, you can't break it. if a game means so much to him, tell him he now has all the time in the world to spend with it. There are plenty of guys out there that will treat you better. Don't settle for a loser.

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itsalanis 25

this calls for some kinky cosplay, lol.

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oA_Fiasco 8

Dont distract a nerd playing there game. they take that stuff seriously >,

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fatman1970 25

#20 If ANY man takes ANY game over a woman, he doesn't deserve her. I certainly know which would be more fun to play with!

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Lexxya 7

Oh c'mon! Talk to him! And if can't still dedicate time and love because a videogame... find someone better.

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loserman67 35

That sucks! How did you manage to find such a geek? Was there a Star Trek convention in town and you were unbelieveably lonley? ANYTIME my wife starts even putting her hands down there she has my 1000% undivided attention and guess what - It is always great! Drop this geek, nerd, little boy and go find a man who can appreciate whena woman was some good hot loving..... Or go see if your mom will buy you a vibrator...(see earlier post)

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SixtyNyan 0

Star Trek convention = Star Trek fans WoW geeks can be found anywhere, you may not notice at first but they are there. When I told people I played WoW I was surprised at just how many people in my school did too, along with some pretty sexy bitches.

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RedPillSucks 31

You should have started masturbating... on his face... I'm pretty sure it would be hard to ignore you then.

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