By M - 20/09/2015 23:59 - United Kingdom - Clevedon

Spicy
Today, during a work meeting, my boss leaned over to me and whispered, "I suggest we fuck". FML
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corporatescoundr 25

I would've responded with "I suggest you ****... Off."

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katydid91 31

Alright then. That's not creepy or inappropriate at all...

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TonierShadow 19

I sense a mighty promotion in your future.

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Elban 20

More like someone's getting a raise!

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writerchic85 25

I would interrupt the meeting and say "oh what was that, boss? You had something to add?" And put him on the spot.

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Goblin182 26

Lean over and whisper, I suggest you get a lawyer.

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Manic1 13

How in hell did he think that he could get away with that comment? Does he not know about sexual harassment? Report his ass!

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Elban 20

Or just say "I let my attorney do the *******"

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Cagara_fml 10

You should have left the meeting immediately and leave him face the awkward looks of your colleagues

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CalFoxx 13

Im sorry OP. that's Def. not something you ever wanna hear from your boss .

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band_geek 18

Ever heard of Sexual Harassment and this thing called..... Uh.... What's it called again? Oh! Right! Reporting. There's a reason why HR exists.

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hardcorefan16 22

Report his ass. Just because he's a higher up doesn't mean he can ordered you around for his sexual needs.

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