Intimacy: Today, during a work meeting, my boss leaned over to me and whispered,... - FML

By M - 20/09/2015 23:59 - United Kingdom - Clevedon

Spicy

Today, during a work meeting, my boss leaned over to me and whispered, "I suggest we fuck". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML

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Creeper alert!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

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By whitecollar - 05/12/2012 02:43 - United Kingdom - Scarborough

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

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By Peter Steele love - 18/10/2015 00:49 - United Kingdom - Clevedon

Spicy

Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML

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Is this a joke to you?

By smiletellsall - 06/08/2009 23:41 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2018 19:00

Spicy

Today, I got a promotion because my boss “accidentally” had sex with my wife. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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Undercover

By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 21:00

Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML

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Rubbing one out on the sly

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 17:56 - United States - Camarillo

Spicy

Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML

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Top comments

corporatescoundr 25

Monday 21 September 2015 10:35

I would've responded with "I suggest you ****... Off."

katydid91 31

Monday 21 September 2015 10:31

Alright then. That's not creepy or inappropriate at all...

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magnamism 5

Monday 21 September 2015 16:00

I suggest you **** him too. **** him over that is. by suing him for a crap load of money.

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Monday 21 September 2015 16:30

Plot twist: Her husband is her boss.

markpatrick 10

Monday 21 September 2015 18:20

How do yall know if it's a guy who even said it? Females can be sexually aggressive as well.

JerryClark 17

Monday 21 September 2015 18:40

Well I guess you're ******.

bhopejohnston 16

Monday 21 September 2015 19:03

is he/she attractive? ;)

militarybrat 21

Tuesday 22 September 2015 5:37

So it is only sexual harassment if the person is ugly? Really.. Really.

jk_waks23 19

Monday 21 September 2015 19:25

I suggest you report him for inappropriate work place behaviour?

JKPwnage 27

Monday 21 September 2015 19:46

HR the **** out of him

Csoi 28

Monday 21 September 2015 20:15

Run. Run fast. Run far.

Le_ponderer 14

Monday 21 September 2015 21:27

"Hold that thought while I speed dial HR..." *furiously punches in number* Now then; you were saying?

bluecameron 6

Monday 21 September 2015 21:46

If i get a raise

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Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

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Today, I went on my first date in a year with a guy I met just a couple hours ago. I went back to my hotel to get better dressed and met him at the bar. I brought my purse, he brought his girlfriend. FML

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Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML

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