By thwack - 24/05/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
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gonad_gobbler 1

who has 1 and 3/4 a thumb and just ruined the safety demonstration? *points to himself* this guy.

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Headcrab 29

Well now you know what NOT to do :-)

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flashback.miss 28

Wonder how your co-workers reacted... well, better the tip than the whole thumb.

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CaramelMacchiato 13

The curiousity is killing me. What's your pro pic? :-O

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mhopper 13

35, it looks like someone's tongue covered in coffee/chocolate?

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ICastillo 24

It looks like poo poo on a tongue.

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iceman308 1

We're you the "what not to do" example

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AJRand 14

What were you doing?

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MrSassypants 33

Spreading butter on his toast. We all know how slippery that butter is.

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HannahLouise96 13

'And THIS, ladies and gents, is what NOT to do....'

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KingDingALing 9

At least you didn't cut off the tip of..."something else".

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KingDingALing 9

Perhaps I wasn't being specific enough. I was talking about the head of his pe- I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

His...pectoral majors? His pencil? His pen? His penis-shaped lollipop?

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Trisha_aus 15

Penis shaped lollipops eh...the things kids suck on nowadays..

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Did it by any chance end up inside some Wendy's Chili? I hope so, because trying to eat around this thumb piece is difficult.

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Hiphuray4peas 27

I think the real question should be... what kind of work does OP do?

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ohSNAPyall 26

I think the real question should be: Does OP have a car? ..because I don't think she'll be hitchhiking anytime soon.

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Hiphuray4peas 27

Also a valid question.

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kristenbrown93 0

I would thumb you down... But then people wouldn't be able to see how smart you are.

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

Now thats the pot calling the kettle black!

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pokefan813 16

43 - If comments were buried, you can click on them to reveal it.

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kristenbrown93 0

Well, with all the "smart" talk I wouldn't be surprised if some people couldn't figure that out. ^^

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shawnaishere 14

That is a good way to show how safety is not as simple as people think.

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