Miscellaneous: Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter,...

By HF44 - 29/07/2015 17:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

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By Bechara - 13/06/2011 09:11 - Pakistan

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 22:06 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at my mother's open-casket funeral, my sister-in-law went to pay her respects. As she stood in front of the body, she coughed, muttering "Bitch" in the process. Either nobody else noticed or nobody cared, and she went on her way, noticeably not choked up at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 18:56 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:54 - United States - Torrance

Today, I was given the following pearls of wisdom: "My grandmother always told me, if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Anyway, she was a cunt and so are you." Thanks, dad. Thanks. FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 06:54

Today, my mother-in-law passed away. She wasn’t even cold yet when my wife told me she wanted a divorce. Apparently, only her mother guilt-tripping her kept us together the last few years, but now she’s dead, she’s dumping my ass. FML

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By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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By O Boy - 28/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my coworker left a tiny mess in the break room. I cleaned it up and jokingly said, "Your mother isn't here to clean up after you." She started crying. I forgot her mom died last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 17:30 - Germany - K?ln

Today, my husband showed up late to my mother's funeral. He swaggered in, happily finishing off a half-eaten taco. His excuse for why he was so cheerful: "She was an in-law, honey." Good to know I married a piece of shit in disguise. FML

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Miss_Chevious 37

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:15

Talk about monster in law...

Gemini907 18

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:15

People can be so insensitive. I'm sorry for your loss.

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MegasaurusRex89 28

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:26

I would have lost my shit if someone did that. I hope you asked her to leave. So sorry for your loss OP.

TheDevilsDevices 15

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:27

Buuuur that's cold...

MrMammoth 10

Thursday 30 July 2015 13:00

Like your mammas Bed !

storeymonkey 9

Saturday 1 August 2015 10:25

A cold bed is really good

LadyLuck93 20

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:27

Crazy how some people don't have any empathy & respect.. Sorry about your loss &stay strong.

trellz17 19

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:30

Seems like she's the ****.

oobergoober89 16

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:33

What a bitch

whassallt26 13

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:35

Looks like someone's about to get pimp slapped...

chaseafterwind82 29

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:37

Her bitch level! IT'S OVER 9000!

achoo123 13

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:37

Let's hope you're husband isn't anything like her. My condolences for your loss.

ihavenolifehaha 16

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:37

Judging by this app, seems like so many mothers in law that are complete bitches. Lol.

Smeedz 8

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:38

I would have kicked her ass out then and there. Can't put up with that at times like this.

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