By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML
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ciarafox9 9

Maybe she didn't want to ruin her lipstick? There are photos after all! Still it's a pretty lousy thing to do

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Comments

yamatelle 19

Maybe it was because your breath smelled like Satan's ass gas, but I could be wrong.

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perdix 29

And you look like a corpse's shoe. And she was embarrassed to kiss in front of the inventor of bananas.

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yamatelle 19

I might look like a corpse's shoe and have a chest that looks like pizza, but at least I have Lady Speed Stick to prevent the ingrown hair. What are you going to do about your grandmother's comment that you have a most curious smell?

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leadman1989 15

I bet this is that guy, the one who's parents painted over his teeth in his wedding photo.

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iknowimawesome 13

I ALWAYS read that as Santa's ass gas.

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Soloman212 28

Its curious how that's a common enough phrase for you to realize such a pattern...

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EmilyJoSmyth 4

Lol I only just realised it wasn't santas ass gass

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barlessprison 16

She's saving her kisses (and more) for the honeymoon.

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L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Maybe she was feeling a bit nervous..

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MEM0817 18

She's already dodging the kiss? Jeeze... good news though, here in Arizona we have place I drive by everyday on my way to work called "Discount Divorce" I can get you the number...

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CatEyes66 0

I wonder if she dodged his p*nis during the honeymoon too.

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SmittyJA24 26

If she tries to dodge that dick, she's gonna get it in the ass. (well, if she was MY wife, ....) The dick is going into her, one way or another.

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Marcella1016 31

46 - Ouch! Damned if you do ****** if you don't DX

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gofferurself 10

@46-So all that would matter, if she was your wife, is that your **** is happy? She's nervious, sick, or any number of other possibilities, but as long as your **** is in her somewhere its all good. It sounds like your the type that give men a bad rep.

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sharleerose 4

Around where I live we have drive thru chapels

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bigjohn106 5

Hope you had a prenup! Watch the bank acct!

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Legendslayer222 26

Detach your tongue and launch it down her throat.

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yupitssoph 18

NO. that will NOT teach her. Although it was definitely wrong for OP's wife to dodge their kiss, the smart thing to do is definitely not to "teach her" by sexually attacking her.

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cowboyroy45 10

I think #179 missed the joke there. The whole "Detach and launch" part ?

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DaTexasBoy 0

Can you say annulment?

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DottieGothicGirl 3

Sorry to bug you but in your photo that is an amazing gun what kind is it? I mostly only shoot hand guns though i have shot a few sniper rifles and a shot gun (that ended me up on my butt in the dirt).

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