By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML
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ciarafox9 9

Maybe she didn't want to ruin her lipstick? There are photos after all! Still it's a pretty lousy thing to do

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LTpast 3

Hope the divorce goes alright, don't let that bitch get your dog!

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BikeAllDay818 6

Damn, that would embarrassing.

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djr16 6

then when u got to ur place u had sexy time and making ta babies

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bizarre_ftw 21

You've got some money don't you? :)

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jemiller226 13

And it'll only go downhill from here my friend! Good luck with that!

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perdix 29

Wow, that was quick! Usually women have the etiquette to wait a few weeks to years to start withholding the sex that they had freely given you to lure you into marrying them.

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Quagmire_ladies 9

I take it her next game will be to dodge the penis?

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Evie_fml 14

Aww, that's terrible! Hopefully she was just super nervous about it being such an important kiss and being in front of lots of people. That would still hurt, but it would be understandable, and she could make it up to you later. Good luck with your marriage!

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