By Username - 05/08/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML
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YoLauryn 0

Pretend you did it on purpose to look like a tiger :)

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diego2k5 6

Started off sexy... Ended badly and unsexy lol

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EZ2XLR8 7

How could you care so much about tan lines? a) tanning is unhealthy - you age faster b) you'd get it anyways despite your effort... the body wasn't designed to be completely flat, your body has lines already. Besides... you'd get tan lines around the soles of your feet and palms of your hands. The body has so many creases and whatnot and it bends in such a way that tan lines will come anyways. Plus, you'd have to spread yourself out immensely to have no tan lines whatsoever, and that's near to impossible.

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sunflower226 0

who cares if you have a nice tan or not if you're fat???

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ArielTheMermaid 17

But wouldn't they be unnoticeable....cuz theyre under your rolls....?

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