By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
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Incubuss 0

It's the thought that counts right? And besides.. that shirt sounds EPIC.

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eliz3 0

"my two year anniversary"? what? are you two years old? Or do you perhaps mean OUR anniversary?

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BellaMuerte_fml 0

The OP must be two years old. Only a person that young wouldn't appreciate the greatness of that shirt.

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lazilla 0

Wow, how did this get approved. I'm sorry you got a totally awesome shirt for a decent price. She should of bought you spain instead.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

So she gets you the best shirt in the world, and you get her stinkin' JEWELRY? :]

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darkmis1 17

So ? Just bcuz u got her an expensive gift dznt mean she has to get u one. It's the thought that counts.

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FrozenSoliid 0

nice work, dick. shoulda just taken her out to eat. as much as women complain about how retarded guys are with gifts, they are worse. YDI

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englishmuffin 0

I still remember the one where some dude gave his girlfriend a toilet paper roll as an anniversary gift. If we were to base real life on FML posts, guys give way worse gifts.

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newagegoddess 0

I would've liked a nice diner over a $400 necklace. You can't buy love! When a man tries to buy you over with expensive gifts, RUN the other way! They're just trying to manipulate you. You want to be with the person who will ride the bus with you when your limo breaks down!

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TakeItEasyPeople 0

newage... "buy you over"? They've been together for two years, I'm pretty sure he's not just trying to buy her over, just get her something nice

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Dabamash 0

Should have eaten her out...wait what?

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screwthat 0

LOL.... i believe he said taken her out to eat, as in taken her out soewhere for dinner ....... but i like how you think ;)

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Manny_B92 0

"They're just trying to manipulate you"... yeah this is an FML of it's own, you've gone out with some dickheads, some guys actually give their girlfriends expensive stuff because they care about them :-D.

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mplsmech 0

I think FYL for not appreciating the awesomness of a shirt with Elton effing John riding a piano through space. Because it was $5 does not make it worth less than a necklace. Also, get used to it buddy, women are somehow excused from equal value gifting. Plus, she probably had to search high and low for a find like that.

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xmagster 0

yeah.. It's pretty inconsiderate to say that your girlfriend sucks for this. I bet she DID have to look everywhere for that! be grateful that she probably wasted hours of her time looking for that shirt for you. :P YDI for being a douche.

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BeetleBlack 0

Are we? Well, I guess I forgot that when I was getting my SO a new computer.

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BigMcLargehuge 0

You should send that shirt to me, since you seemingly don't like it. I'd kill to have that shirt.

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patticake1601 0

this is why I never celebrate anniversaries. I actually always forget my wedding anniversary.

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perdix 29

I don't know what's worse for you: that your girlfriend is a cheapskate, or that she thinks you are gay. Are you sure she knows she is your girlfriend and is not just acting out Will & Grace in real life?

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testing_fml 0

that is actually a cool shirt

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iGreen_Day 0

You get her undying love, which is worth more than any money :-] (lololol that guy has a cheapo girlfriend titter titter!)

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