Intimacy: Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very...

By eaa145 - 03/03/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

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Same thing different taste

By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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By She totally did not cheat - 15/08/2018 22:00

Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML

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It's the thought that counts, or something

By Henji - 10/12/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 20/01/2023 10:00 - Australia - Peakhurst

Today, on my 11-year anniversary with my wife, I bought her a nice necklace and we went to an Indian restaurant where we had the most sensational banquet meal. When we got home, I suggested we made love, to which she replied, "I don't like you enough to do that." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By nuttedthefout - 28/04/2011 13:16

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend and my six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same. So I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What does he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML

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By I_Lossed - 03/11/2009 11:02 - Australia

Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 07:45 - India - Kolkata

Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML

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ChaosZirconia 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:45

...bitch.

Brown5922 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:39

ohhh haha nice gift from you... but i guess your not performing well?

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geigercounter 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:48

This comment is...idiotic. If she loved him that much she'd have balls say so instead of getting him pills for an anniversary gift. Hell, if my girlfriend says I'm lacking in bed I'll buy the ******* pills myself. OP's girlfriend was just being cheap, and this was just her way of saying he didn't satisfy her without actually having to say it.

_Raelene 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 3:41

hilarious!! xD

milhous67 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 6:52

think about it this way... your gonna get some! lol

k0re0 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:52

obviously she's lucky to get a guy and doesn't know how to treat a guy

k0re0 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:55

obviously she's lucky to get a guy and doesn't know how to treat a guy

viaCourtneyyy 0

Monday 25 July 2011 6:12

MY boyfriend took me to Burger King for out 2 year -.-

FoxyVixen 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:47

I hope it was a gag gift? (pun not intended ;D)

missbadluk 0

Monday 5 September 2011 21:58

damn... you should get her some vaginal "stay fresh" smelly good wipes for her birthday. then when she feels offended, remind her of her gift she gave you. im sure it will never happen again...