Miscellaneous: Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred...

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By anonymous - 20/07/2015 01:23 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML

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By me - 22/09/2013 13:34 - United States - Richmond

Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML

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By boo8713 - 28/11/2012 06:06 - United States - Bell

Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML

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By MikeA - 09/06/2017 12:00

Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML

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By stopstutteringforSiri - 05/01/2014 21:59 - United States

Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 04/02/2017 00:00 - United States - Elmira

Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML

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By hey Siri save me! - 15/07/2021 04:01

Today, like most days, my mom screamed at me for not knowing the answer to one of her random questions. When I told her she could easily Google it or ask Siri, she went full nuclear meltdown and raged, "I’m not asking that bitch Siri, I’m asking YOU!" The words "batshit crazy" come to mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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By Tristan - 30/07/2020 02:01

Today, while messaging a possible new hire to set up an interview at my retail job, I meant to say, "Thank you for being flexible" - in regards to scheduling. Instead, it autocorrected to, "Thank you for being delicious." FML

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By hahahawoww - 31/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML

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By Patrick - 04/09/2022 04:30

Today, I was looking after my 9 year-old nephew when I let him play some web games on my MacBook. A few hours later, I found out I'd underestimated his tech skills, as he'd changed all my contacts to "Mr. Spongebob Squarepants." Thanks to iCloud, all contacts on all my devices were changed. FML

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Monday 20 July 2015 11:29

I hope you know she signs your emails that way.

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Monday 20 July 2015 11:22

Siri knows best.

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worldclassrager 39

Monday 20 July 2015 16:07

Looks like some smart ass got into your phone...hope you find out so you can get your revenge...if needed

xoxosaj 10

Monday 20 July 2015 16:20

that's hilarious. ?

ViviMage 39

Monday 20 July 2015 16:43

Press home and say, "Siri, call me (name you want)."

Riceball__o3o 15

Monday 20 July 2015 16:56

This is even funnier if you're a man.

Beccag7 14

Monday 20 July 2015 18:05

Check your personal contacts. Someone messed with it. She calls you by what you have as your nickname.

pineapples24 11

Monday 20 July 2015 18:06

Merle Dixon anyone?

Muttley9 13

Monday 20 July 2015 19:06

Welcome to the age not of artificial intelligence, but instead artificial stupidity OP.

username19999 7

Monday 20 July 2015 19:07

Saul Goodman hard at work

nixienicotine 17

Monday 20 July 2015 19:27

Siri calls me "ethereal goddess"

colcol500 8

Monday 20 July 2015 19:51

My friend made Siri call me "Amazing Awesome Majestical Lion"

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