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By anonymous - 20/07/2015 01:23 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML

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By me - 22/09/2013 13:34 - United States - Richmond

Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML

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By boo8713 - 28/11/2012 06:06 - United States - Bell

Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML

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By MikeA - 09/06/2017 12:00

Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML

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By stopstutteringforSiri - 05/01/2014 21:59 - United States

Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 04/02/2017 00:00 - United States - Elmira

Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML

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By hey Siri save me! - 15/07/2021 04:01

Today, like most days, my mom screamed at me for not knowing the answer to one of her random questions. When I told her she could easily Google it or ask Siri, she went full nuclear meltdown and raged, "I’m not asking that bitch Siri, I’m asking YOU!" The words "batshit crazy" come to mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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By Tristan - 30/07/2020 02:01

Today, while messaging a possible new hire to set up an interview at my retail job, I meant to say, "Thank you for being flexible" - in regards to scheduling. Instead, it autocorrected to, "Thank you for being delicious." FML

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By hahahawoww - 31/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML

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By Patrick - 04/09/2022 04:30

Today, I was looking after my 9 year-old nephew when I let him play some web games on my MacBook. A few hours later, I found out I'd underestimated his tech skills, as he'd changed all my contacts to "Mr. Spongebob Squarepants." Thanks to iCloud, all contacts on all my devices were changed. FML

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brewmasterg 34

Monday 20 July 2015 11:29

I hope you know she signs your emails that way.

Cads1 24

Monday 20 July 2015 11:22

Siri knows best.

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hoosiergirl94 31

Monday 20 July 2015 12:43

Your life is really ****** over because of this?...

Pinkiss_fml 21

Monday 20 July 2015 12:44

It must be a prank. Has anyone had access to your iPhone recently? You have the option to get Siri to call you with a name of your preference.

zarrganaut 17

Monday 20 July 2015 12:54

I wouldn't think this is bad. I'd be okay with it lol.

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Monday 20 July 2015 13:47

She's taken a note out of Pewdiepie's book xD

XBurytheCastleX 25

Monday 20 July 2015 13:48

Someone in your house has been watching too much pewdiepie.

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 20 July 2015 14:44

It's okay. She refers to me as You Big, Sexy, Hunk of A Man, You. Seriously, though, it's easy for anyone to pick up your phone, hold down the button, and change it for you. By default, phone lock restrictions don't include using Siri. She can understand words, but can't tell the difference between different people's voices… I don't think. Harmless prank.

SoulHunter36 16

Monday 20 July 2015 14:49

Chances are one of your mates got hold of your phone and asked Siri to call you Sugartits.

val_is_lame97 12

Monday 20 July 2015 15:11

hmm... id blame it on friends or spouse/partner

733yoda_fml 19

Monday 20 July 2015 15:49

Siri calls me "Supreme Leader "

CaroAurelia 12

Monday 20 July 2015 15:57

That is the best thing I've read all month.

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