By OopsMonkey - 13/09/2011 13:43 - Netherlands

Today, for the 5th day in a row, I had to keep my 7-year-old home from school and search his poop because he "forgot" he's not supposed to swallow things like, in this case, a screw that fell off his scooter. FML
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YaboyVinnie 21

So your kid swallows while your wife doesn't?

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MaskingTape 2

What else was he supposed to do with a delicious screw if not eat it?

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ironik970 13

Wow that kid is really putting the screws to you.

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yamatelle 19

My advice to you is to hide away those used condoms and dirty tampons. *gags*

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Nosrebor 8

That has something to do with the FML..... HOW?

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thiscrazything 1

What? It's a screw? they cost like 10 cents! Leave the kid alone, to poop in peace. If your worried about it hurting him, don't worry, he will let you know.

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yamatelle 19

You're either a horrible troll, or you are/will be a shitty parent. You're going to screw your kids over. Do yourself a favor and don't breed.

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mjninety 9

You have to make sure the screw is passed, or it will have to be removed.

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Hayman68 4

28 - "screw your kids over" i see what you did there

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Dontcaretoomuch 1

Not as shitty as the parent digging through poop

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boner_93 2

maybe the kid just figured out that you'll make him stay home if he swallows random shit.

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ChickInGreenVans 12

Your name is pretty random..

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