By Pain - 28/06/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML
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FFML_314 11

OP YDI for smoking

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keekah 0

Ydi. Don't smoke. It kills you.

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Comments

ArtIsResistance7 1

Dude, you really should leave smoking for people like Ringo Starr and the Marlboro Man. You obviously don't have the inherent coolness to be a smoker... YDI

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Blame_The_Dog 0

X=8! you can thank me later *flies off into to sunset*

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Thanks, but you've got it all wrong. In my universe, X == 8. See, if XXX = *******, then X = *******/3. How many times will I have to explain this! ;P

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jlheinjus 0

in soviet Russia we smoked cigars not pissy little cigarettes.

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Apolloholix13 0

biggest fail ever, or some seriously hard to read sarcasm.

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BeyondDespair 0

You should have been more careful. in the long run, it won't be just little burns, more like life threating shit.

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fortunefades 3

YDI for wearing such a low-cut shirt

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ShitYourDickhole 0

LMFAO^^^^ :D Yes,you think two little burns from smoking is bad.... Wait until you get lung cancer and you have to eat from a tube and talk like darth vader. :l Smoking is laame,man.

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iheartGnR 1

Getting burned by a cig is the least harmful thing it can do to you...if you're complaining about that.. I'd quite smoking before it gives you something more serious to complain about.

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cattyfresh2115 0

its your fault for smoking ciggs, cancer victim!

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xXxbluetweetyxXx 0

you ****** you shouldn't smoke so I feel good that it happened to you ahahahha

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