By Pain - 28/06/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML
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FFML_314 11

OP YDI for smoking

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keekah 0

Ydi. Don't smoke. It kills you.

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Grammar_Police 0

In Soviet Russia, cigarette burn YOU! ppl need to learn how to do soviet russia jokes

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Pleasure_Pirate 0

207, you look like this girl I used to know a couple summers ago :p

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superbadd 0

that a good thing?

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Pleasure_Pirate 0

In Soviet Russia, 218 is an asshat. Those jokes are only funny on rare occasions when the converse makes sense.

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cheergirly16 0

Asshat, that's a new one lol

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Grammar_Police 0

actually, soviet russia jokes arent supposed to make sense. its supposed to be the opposite of what would make sense. and i put the wrong word in mine, i meant to say drop instead of burn

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Brebre71994 0

ok for everybody that called him stupid for not using sunblock..y would he put on sunblock jus for smoking a cigarette? u stupid for suggestin it....but he should stop smoking

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Pleasure_Pirate 0

Ah, nothing like the sweet taste of carcinogens, tar, and who knows what else mutating your cells and causing them to replicate out of control.

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sabbathblck666 5

and comments like yours kill brain cells

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omgiitsme03 0

that's what you get for smoking!

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