Work: Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita...

By magnolia - 14/07/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML

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Same thing different taste

Whoops

By smth - 06/07/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kids were thirsty, so I poured them both a cup of the green juice I'd found in a jug in their fridge. They downed it in a flash. It wasn't until later on after I'd poured myself a cup and taken a sip, I realized I had given them margarita mix. The kids are 4 and 2. FML

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Bad babysitter

By cantprovenothing - 18/04/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

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By conley19 - 15/09/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, at work a little girl wanted a slushie. Instead of pushing the tab in, she lifted it up and broke the machine, spilling slushie all over the floor. I was the only one working, so I had to clean it all up. I spent the rest of my shift covered in red slushie and smelling like cherry. FML

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Great idea, actually

By shayes9 - 22/07/2009 22:15 - United States

Today, the boss returned from vacation. While he was gone we thought it would be a great idea to fill the water cooler with margaritas. Even after rinsing it, we still have lime flavored water. Needless to say we got a company memo about appropriate office behavior. FML

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For science

By Rach - 26/10/2023 04:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML

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Specially for dad

By anonymous - 01/02/2020 20:00 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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By trp007 - 07/04/2014 03:03 - United States - New Castle

Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML

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srunano 4

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:03

Lucky kids

the_flirtt 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:04

I want to get chocolate wasted !!!

Comments

Amy_1995 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 12:20

I think your an alcoholic

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wednesday 14 July 2010 12:27

And we know YOU'RE illiterate, since you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".

PokemonTyrant 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 13:18

If a person knows how to read and write they are not considered "illiterate". Lol not understanding there is a difference between "your"&"you're simply means they suck at grammar, more specifically homonyms.

brain_slap 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 13:26

This person is just bad at spelling... since a homonym is actually, in the strict sense, one of a group of words that share the same spelling and the same pronunciation but have different meanings...

PokemonTyrant 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 14:01

A homonym may also be used as a substitute for the word "homophone" (words that sound alike but are spelled differently). So you are partially correct. I dont believe spelling was an issue, the word "your" was spelled correctly but used incorrectly. Therefore it was a grammatical error.... :P

Amy_1995 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 15:37

does it really matter if I spelt it wrong this is only a website and you would have to be really weird to notice that. Here in Australia you have to be 18 to buy and drink alcohol.

PokemonTyrant 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 0:29

... it's weird to notice bad grammar lol okay?

liz_sandoval09 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 13:00

I hope u got fired!!!!

PhillyFox 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 14:14

You just kind of ignored the fact that you were pouring tequila in the machine? As opposed to lemon juice and sugar? Not to bright are you? YDI

everhood111 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 8:01

Yeah I kno how did she not notice?

jubaevang 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 14:25

horrible!

musclemonster10 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 15:26

I agree, its always fun to see kids liquored up. It's all about building a tolerance, the sooner the better!! -cheers.

MistressCaitlyn 7

Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:00

I really hope when you say kids, you're talking at least 6 or 7 years old. Not that I find the idea of getting a kid drunk at any age to be funny, but as the mother of a 3 year old, if you got my kid drunk, I would REALLY want to kill you. Also, am I the only one who often wishes there was a "You're a moron" option for voting? lol