By magnolia - 14/07/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML
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the_flirtt 0

I want to get chocolate wasted !!!

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Arsonnist 3

UFO for wanting to get little kids drunk.

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Arsonnist 3

.........that didn't come out right.

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Arsonnist 3

YDI. Stupid spell check.

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starberries 0

If you positioned your hands one letter to the right on the keyboard, YDI would come out UFO.

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te_amo_ily 0

ahha i dont get why thats an fml , thats awesomee :P

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

wow, the OP is a woman who doesn't know her way around a kitchen device. maybe she should stick to the basics, like making sammiches.

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FFML_314 11

**** the sandwich. Rub my feet!

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

**** the sandwich?! OK, but I don't usually do that. I try to stick to pies when it comes to intercourse with food.

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WingsFan80 4

nice American pie reference lol win

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RyRy965 0

**** ya that's what's up this is no fml this is a amazing story Lucky kids

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