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By magnolia - 14/07/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By smth - 06/07/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kids were thirsty, so I poured them both a cup of the green juice I'd found in a jug in their fridge. They downed it in a flash. It wasn't until later on after I'd poured myself a cup and taken a sip, I realized I had given them margarita mix. The kids are 4 and 2. FML

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Bad babysitter

By cantprovenothing - 18/04/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

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By conley19 - 15/09/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, at work a little girl wanted a slushie. Instead of pushing the tab in, she lifted it up and broke the machine, spilling slushie all over the floor. I was the only one working, so I had to clean it all up. I spent the rest of my shift covered in red slushie and smelling like cherry. FML

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Great idea, actually

By shayes9 - 22/07/2009 22:15 - United States

Today, the boss returned from vacation. While he was gone we thought it would be a great idea to fill the water cooler with margaritas. Even after rinsing it, we still have lime flavored water. Needless to say we got a company memo about appropriate office behavior. FML

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For science

By Rach - 26/10/2023 04:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML

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Specially for dad

By anonymous - 01/02/2020 20:00 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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By trp007 - 07/04/2014 03:03 - United States - New Castle

Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML

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srunano 4

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:03

Lucky kids

the_flirtt 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:04

I want to get chocolate wasted !!!

Comments

PokemonTyrant 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:09

Milk Milk Lemonade around the corner chocolate's made... {•=<

te_amo_ily 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 10:34

ahahah

WingsFan80 4

Wednesday 14 July 2010 11:22

that comment got modded? WOW who runs this site a bunch of old crusty democrats? lighten up it's 2010 we don't need sensors.

WingsFan80 4

Wednesday 14 July 2010 11:37

oh wow mine got modded too lol isn't that a surprise. the funny thing is that it will be looked at more now lol

PokemonTyrant 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 15:35

Eh i guess... i've never seen that episode, so it would be pretty difficult to reference (0,0)

i_hate_garlic 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:10

you should be arrested u careless retard!

Desperation 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:28

Your name is Hiroshima. Now go die, Mr.Chan.

suppressed08 2

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:34

not arrested, fired. or at least official warning. (unless parents try to press charges)

i_hate_garlic 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:39

your name is pussy, no go suck it!

thewizardseeker 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:12

man this lemonade is really pot--- BAM!

srunano 4

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:22

I think you were going to say potent right? Because for a second there I thought you were referring to weed lol

lindsaymccue 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 10:20

@39, me too lol my first thought was someone didnt use lemons

KaylaxCabalistic 2

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:14

Those were some lucky kids :D

schwancy 2

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:18

doesn't sound like an accident to me.

the_flirtt 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:19

it wouldn't be if he is a pedifile but we don't know that ?_?

WingsFan80 4

Wednesday 14 July 2010 11:21

36 what exactly does being a pedophile have to do with this story?

perdix 29

Wednesday 14 July 2010 14:15

schwancy, I'm with you on this one. I can't see how this can be an accident. Sounds like the OP got busted for trying to intoxicate kids and is trying to convince us (and probably a court) that it was an "accident." Pedophiles often give their victims alcohol to lower their inhibitions (see Michael Jackson's "Jesus Juice") -- there's your connection.

WingsFan80 4

Wednesday 14 July 2010 15:25

I understand that but I don't think it's done at a resturaunt where alcohol is tightly regulated.

schwancy 2

Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:09

It doesn't say that this occured at a restaurant. We can only guess at what the circumstances might have been. too many FMLs leave too many unanswered questions!

WingsFan80 4

Friday 23 July 2010 20:49

where else would you find a lemonade and margarita dispenser tho? at his house? I don't think I've ever seen anyone with one of those let alone both :)