By drew - 07/09/2010 17:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
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mfmylifesrsly 29

damn wtf your girlfriend but be REALLY self conscious...o.0

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Petawhitney 2

Tell your bitch to parade around naked or you're kicking her out.

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Ashleexx 0

that's harsh, maybe she's just a little self conscious give it time :/

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FriesWithASideOf 0

stfu and go make me a sandwich.

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AudaciouslyInsan 0

stfu, get back in my garage and fix my car. :D OP; she's just self conscience. You should try telling her that she shouldn't worry about being naked in front of you since you've been living together for two months and it's kinda inevitable. xD good luck with that

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1gator1nation1 0

Pretty much all op can do in this situation is shout, " Bitch get back in the kitchen!!" Don't let her forget why she's there. demarcus's picture explains it.

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tdawgheath 0

Obviously he's given it time...2 months living together means at least a little time of dating in general. If she's still that self conscious, something's wrong.

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radkelsie24 0

hahahaha so I'm guessing y'all don't have to much fun in the bed..

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RedPillSucks 31

Not necessarily. They may do it in the dark. That does open one up to surprise butt sex though.

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omfgrofl1337 0

Bet she was really fingering herself

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1gator1nation1 0

skylerbz, by writing hey there in reply to hot girls comments, u look like a creeper, go hey there your mother.

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AKlesbian907 0

how do you know she's hot!? she's got **** but that definitely does not automatically define hotness. I've seen some creepy foul looking girls with great **** lol

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Matu 4

lol she got this pic from google, so that's not even himher.

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1gator1nation1 0

fine I rephrase, hot ****

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_Jonah_ 0

...Wierd, maybe she has a massive growth somewhere on her ass and youve just never seen it before. Either that or she has a dick.

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imababeee 0

that is pretty funny.. but I would parade naked if I lived with my boyfriend :) poor you op

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Casrein 0

I bet she was doing something a girl shouldn't....:)

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#19 If you're insinuating that she was masturbating and that girls "shouldn't do that", then that's ridiculous.

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WhyTheFace4 0

Something a girl shouldn't be doing...driving? No, wait, she was inside...I give up.

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Anaxes 5

The girl shouldn't be outside the kitchen, that's what.

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Kanvis78 0

No a girl who lives witg a dude should NOT be masturbating! That's selfish, because if she's feeling frisky, she better share that mess! ..... Then go make a sammich for him . :)

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Anumayis 34

something a woman shouldn't be doing.. okay, unless she was taking a shit on the floor, I have no clue what that must've been.

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Mirorbo 26

That looks so funny in my head...what was she on, darling? I think I want some!

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will_dance_4_u 0

Wow, she did all of that at one time?? Awesome multi-tasker!

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lovesteph3523 0

Your girlfriend is acting like a child. She needs to grow up.

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starile 19

Maybe she is a child. OP doesn't mention age.

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Kanvis78 0

Why would he be living with his girlfriend if she was a child? Stupid.

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Anumayis 34

true, but creepy. I sincerely hope she isn't

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