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By drew - 07/09/2010 17:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML

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By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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Roid rage incoming

By screwed - 22/12/2010 17:56 - Canada

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

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By poopydaddy - 03/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML

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By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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Right place, wrong body

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 14:00

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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Right place, wrong person

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 05:01

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:16

damn wtf your girlfriend but be REALLY self conscious...o.0

acneegg 7

Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:39

"Accidently" ;)

Comments

meow97 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 2:39

I laughed my ass off thinking of how this looked.

BaileyBoy 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 3:01

Did ya check under the bed?

Ashleexx 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 3:08

she was probably doing naughty stuff .. hehehe ;)

jsmooth20300 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 3:18

must not be no action 4 u if she runs when she is just gettin changed

violetsweety 26

Wednesday 8 September 2010 3:45

Shes not ready for your reaction yet. Let it go b

hipposrock101 6

Wednesday 8 September 2010 3:54

three letters, lol 

LiL_MiSS_LYMARiZ 5

Wednesday 8 September 2010 4:08

that's just the funniest mental picture ever ! aghhhh ! haha, oh geez . hilarious !

mintcar 9

Wednesday 8 September 2010 4:41

Do you guys have sex in the dark or something? Have you never seen her naked before? I don't understand why she's being so self conscience.

chili10 18

Wednesday 8 September 2010 8:37

Some people try to hide themselves because they fear that their partner will find flaws. It's not that uncommon, I was just the same way and I still am a little bit. My boyfriend doesn't mind though =) he says my innocence is cute.