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By drew - 07/09/2010 17:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML

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By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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Roid rage incoming

By screwed - 22/12/2010 17:56 - Canada

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

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By poopydaddy - 03/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML

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By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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Right place, wrong body

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 14:00

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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Right place, wrong person

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 05:01

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:16

damn wtf your girlfriend but be REALLY self conscious...o.0

acneegg 7

Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:39

"Accidently" ;)

Comments

magaliwoodrock 19

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:07

thatt sucks she is weird

starshine84 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:13

she has her ex's name tattooed on her private!!!

starile 19

Wednesday 8 September 2010 6:16

LOL

brittanyg93 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 13:03

hahaha!!!

starshine84 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:16

she has her ex's name tattooed on her private!!!

blacklite69 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:36

Wow, sounds like she has serious self-esteem and confidence issues. **** her life. Shame on all of you for having such a huge go at her...

decapitatedME 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 3:51

Agreed. If she does have self-esteem issues, it may take her some time to be comfortable with him seeing her in the buff.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 8 September 2010 6:30

I can understand self-consciousness, but still, she agreed to live with him two months ago. That's a rather extreme reaction at this point, unless he knew about her issues before they moved in together and he violated some previously made privacy agreement.

Crackly 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 7:08

Finally, some understanding. I was seriously shocked at how cruel everyone was being about the girl. I know that many girls have issues with that same thing, because of past abuse. The surprise of someone else suddenly in the room can just... remind you of things. Make you feel like hiding, screaming, running away, even if it's from someone you love. It took a few years for my boyfriend and I to work with my issues, and I appreciated him not "getting someone new" because I was "damaged".. I hope you can understand her feelings and treat her right..

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 8 September 2010 15:35

95: Sorry you went through that; that does make sense and I hadn't considered that possibility. Still, you'd think someone would share her history of trauma, or at least that she has a history of trauma if she doesn't want to give details, before moving in with a boyfriend. If she didn't impart the seriousness of the situation, she can't really fault him for taking it lightly. But if she tried and he brushed it off, he's a jerk, so F her life.