By Anonn - 23/02/2009 13:14 - Australia

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Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend masturbating so I said to her, "Need a hand with that?" to which she replied "I'm doing fine here on my own, don't ruin it." FML
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burdenofaday 0

Tip for the future next time you want to go at your girl with your hands. Have her lay on her back on top of you so you can touch her much in the same way she touches herself. Yes, it's ******* hot and will probably lead places. :]

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uminuscooll 0

I resent Jaywin's comment! I'm actually very good at hand jobs!! But I see where your girl is coming from! Guys are more aggressive with the whole fingering deal, it's always nice to have a ladies touch

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Orchard 33

:( I actually think it's an FML, simply because I ask my husband for sex all the time, and he is never in the mood so I tried, to, um, take care of myself and he caught me. He actually got so upset he cried and doesn't want me doing it anymore, so I get to go without. So the fact that you caught her and wanted to jump in is awesome, and she sucks for not letting you be part of it.

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LolCandy 27

If he will not have sex with you and won't let you take care of yourself, then it sounds like he is just trying to control and manipulate you. That or he feels really impotent... but still, it seems wrong that your sexuality should be so limited because of his issues. Perhaps the two of you should seek counselling. If that happened to me, that would be the end of the relationship point blank if there wasn't any change in sight. Good luck.

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Helldemon 32

Agreed, if he has no plans to help you with your "problem" then he has no right telling you that you are not allowed to fix it yourself when the need arises.

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mwcowboy 2

damn i feel ya on that one my girl was like that when we got together, i told her that it was one thing if i just wasnt interested in doing it, but if she was too preoccupied playing with herself than doing it with me then i would just go find someone else to do it with, that ended that quickly

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badluckalex 23

not all are bad! its all about preference

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sweetestname 12

you should watch and maybe learn a thing or two.

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