By riiiighhhttttt - 05/08/2013 05:38 - United States - Laurel

Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML
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goingsolo211 8

And now you're gonna tell me Santa isnt real too?

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rg350dx 29

You might want to consider dental hygiene if you're old enough to live alone and are still losing teeth.

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raufintoff 15

Well actually the character of Shrek was based off a man but only physically, not the story

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kievking 14

why would you bother explaing it to her?

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rg350dx 29

*gets hit over the head with a crowbar, wakes up in tub of ice missing teeth and kidneys*

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LissaMccracken 23

I take your teeth, sorry... I collect them :( You can have them back, if you want... :(

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slappygecko 21

But, Shrek is Life. Shrek is Love!

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ThedaRose 15

yes because clearly ogres exist and crack jokes to talking donkeys..

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ViviMage 38

Shrek is a fractured fairy tale. Though it has some coming of age ties that she might see as real. Like learning to make friends. She has the social skills of a loveless orge based on this FML!

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jambells 2

Shrek is actually based on a real person http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/AHc1bLJLX9Y/hqdefault.jpg?feature=og

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TheWorldGreatest 8

Omg it's not true! And what about Santa , the Easter bunny ! And the tooth Fairy! Darn

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davincidasecond 24

When I realized Donkey wasn't real, it tore my world to shreds. You gotta let her down easy, OP.

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