By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 14:07 - Canada

Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
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starxshine 0

1, If your mother had that logic, you wouldn't be here right now.

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ohmandapants 16

I never understood why they called it morning sickness. It strikes at any time. It's horrible. But in about 7-8 months you'll have a beautiful baby. So, I get that it sucks, but hang in there! It's worth it. Nobody said pregnancy was easy and if they did, they were either lucky or lying.

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coried91 28

I didn't get any symptoms.. Well, except heartburn.. I got hella lucky. So yea I tell people that my pregnancy was easy. Lol

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KYLAisaBITCH 4

I also have an easy pregnancy. Honestly, I threw up about 5 times IF THAT and that's because I couldn't eat. I'm 24 weeks and if it wasn't for kicking, and a growing belly... I probably wouldnt know I was pregnant. I got lucky.

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BeefyQueef 5

It's not too late for an abortion. Like I always say "Invest in tomorrow by aborting that baby today!"

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MyPetNinja 14

You have serious issues if you think that having an abortion will fix everything. Abortions are cruel, it's like giving life and killing it the next minute.

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iceroyalty1984 14

Aww, you beat me to it! 8 weeks isn't even too late for the abortion pill (so much more convenient than the procedure). Pregnancy is always a choice, so YDI.

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ohmandapants 16

I think everyone in this thread made stupid comments. 13- that was an awful and stupid joke 20- abortions are and should be a choice, who are you to decide what is right and wrong? Sometimes there are circumstances. 21- pregnancy may be a choice, if you choose not to have an abortion, but I don't see how this is a YDI. Yeah, morning sickness and over-active bladder are a part of pregnancy, but they suck.

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alival 12

You have got to be one of the biggest assholes I have ever seen on this site

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ohmandapants 16

^ you need to be more specific. Who are you talking to?

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alival 12

The guy who wrote the original comment. Your comments I totally agree with.

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kjcookie10 9

Please! For the sake of peoples' insanity... Let's not turn this into a political argument about women's rights.

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perdix 29

That sounds hot! Are you still servicing your husband's sexual needs? Just because he snuck one past the goalie doesn't mean he has to stop shooting at the net ;) Some women get hornier when they're pregnant -- I saw it in free Internet ****, so it must be true.

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perdix 29

#36 CFTD. It's a joke! This is a humor site, not a place where the problems of the world are brought forth and the great minds of the day apply their wisdom to solve them -- that's what FOX News is for ;)

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crammer1 6

Funny how most of the negative comments on here are from men. Guess what, some pregnancies are worse than others and until you experience it you can't understand. Morning sickness all day long SUCKS! Don't worry OP...It gets better.

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mamamenee 0

I agree!! Men have no clue so they should just keep it to themselves. It does get better eventually. Every person is diffident hope you feel better soon.

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rlet 1

Well that's just the beginning get ready for the ride of your life!

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chexican79 3

It'll be all worth it when you have the baby well when your child is born. And when he's older you can give him crap about it.

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JadeWalker 14

sorry but u chose to be pregnant, diddn't your mom tell you what its going to be like? well enjoy the next few months OP, fyl but ydi.

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xLIGHTS_fml 23

Sit on the toilet and throw up in a bucket.

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