By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 14:07 - Canada

Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
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starxshine 0

1, If your mother had that logic, you wouldn't be here right now.

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ganjaone 2

That's only the beginning. Get ready for a life time of hell with that illegitimate child

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Clavey 6

Sit on a toilet, barf in a bucket. Problem solved.

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Inciter 33

Don't feel bad. My morning sickness does the same thing to me. It does get better, thankfully. And it'll all be worth it when you have the baby.

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420diosa 0

Sit on the toilet and puke in a trash can. Welcome to being a mom.

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tberg527 0

I know how rough morning sickness can be but I lost my daughter when I was six months pregnant. Be thankful that you have a new life in you and when you hear that heartbeat for the first time it won't matter. The sickness will go away soon so don't focus on what you can't control but rather what you can, ie. the nursery and preparing for when the baby is there.

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cupcake3517 5

Why wouldn't you just sit on the toilet with a bucket between your legs? It would be better than peeing yourself everytime ;)

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abwildrose 4

Been there, done that. Good luck!!

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_Meghan_ 5

For all of you that are saying "Shouldn't of got pregnant then" is not true. This person might want a baby, it's just what comes in the package. It's all worth it in the end.

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CrazyCowgurl23 1

Its ok OP I threw up everyday when I was pregnant with my daughter, but trust me it's all worth it when you get to hold your baby for the first time :)

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